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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
"There is no evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
...och därpå lämnar ett officiellt svar som lyder:
"It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures."
When Chuck Norris fall inte water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Humans are afraid of the dark - The dark is afraid of chuck norris!
If u spell Chuck Norris in Scramble, you win... Forever
When chuck Norris does push-ups, he dosent push himself up, he pushes the earth down!
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you to outer space without even lifting his foot.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Once Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar. Of course, the bar immidiately exploded because that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building.
Ändrat 2009-06-13 12:31 av Inkaren
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks!
If you have 5 bucks, and Chuck Norris has 5 bucks, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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